Sunday, December 6, 2015

Merry Christmas Cat


cat haiku
You never feed me. 
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
 
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there! 
Yes, above my tail!
 
Behold, elevator butt.

The rule for today: 
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
 
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound 
cat vomit hairball somewhere
 
will find in morning.

Grace personified. 
I leap into the window.
 
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then -- 
silence, me, a paper bag.
 
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter 
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
 
your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing. 
Well, let's see you ignore my
 
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box. 
You cannot see me if I
 
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle. 
I fought for hours. Come and see!
 
What's a 'term paper?'

Small brave carnivores 
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
 
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close 
to you. Can I fit my head
 
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside. 
Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!
 
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One 
has been trapped by newspaper!
 
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange. 
Mine lies still in bed, then screams;
 
My claws are not that sharp.


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